not-so-skeletal:

swoz:

dirtyvigilante:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat

Uhm

tHIS IS GOING TO MAKE MONEY FOR A LOT OF REASONS, AND NONE OF THEM HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DENTISTRY

^^^^^

not-so-skeletal:

swoz:

dirtyvigilante:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat

Uhm

tHIS IS GOING TO MAKE MONEY FOR A LOT OF REASONS, AND NONE OF THEM HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DENTISTRY

^^^^^

thebigbadwolfe:

mechinism:

steve gets colorful when competitive

SUCK MY STAR-SPANGLED DICKS MOTHERFUCKERS

thebigbadwolfe:

mechinism:

steve gets colorful when competitive

SUCK MY STAR-SPANGLED DICKS MOTHERFUCKERS

nahchillhomebro:

summonermedirby:

I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

…………….my goodness

(Source: ifuckinghatevideogames)

bonusvampirus:

coooode:

And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.

It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared. 
(x)

You know when you read something that’s so accurate that you don’t know how to words?
Yeah.

So glad this was brought back.

how to give an awful handjob

listinthings:

  • be unaware of where the penis is
  • scream into the penis
  • use the back of your hand
  • slap the penis and call it “buddy”
  • condescend to the penis
  • set your hand on fire

blckhrt141:

overland-frost:

You’re much stronger than you think you are

I’m never gonna pass off the chance to reblog this because hell, sometimes knowing that some one fictional will be there in times like there really does help.

This makes me love Superman even more.

(Source: kelleycarries)

momowell18:

legen-waitforit-darryy:

everythingelsegoesherethen:


BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

someone kill me.

I just bought that movie so I looked it up and it’s really there.

momowell18:

legen-waitforit-darryy:

everythingelsegoesherethen:

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

someone kill me.

I just bought that movie so I looked it up and it’s really there.

(Source: chouette-e)

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

nebular-nepeta:

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

IM GOING TO LEARN THIS DANCE AND ITS GOING TO BE GLORIOUS OH WOW SHE DA BOMB

(Source: horrorandglamour)